good news/bad news

[fishman13]

ok, i got this idea from another forum so here it goes.

the rules are that someone posts a bit of good or bad news, and someone has to respond to it with a news of the opisite kind and it has to be related to the last post.
heres and example:
good news: you just got a 55g tank and put an oscar in it.

bad news: your oscar has lived in a 10g tank all its life and is box shaped.

 

[fishman13]

ok, ill start.

GN: you just bought a few pearl arowanas to place in your 3000 galleon outdoor tropical pond.

 

[Fishsmurf]

BN: You live in Alaska, so the tropical pond is actually an ice rink...

 

[Kasakato]

GN: You got a new job

 

[Matak]

...Cleaning pigeon droppings from sewer grates.

GN- You've just been awarded "5th prize in a beauty contest"

 

[Kasakato]

BN....It was out of 3 people

GN: You made a new online friend

 

[Fishsmurf]

BN: Who mentions they have a passion for rare meat and Chianti

GN: You find you garden is on top of a gold deposit

 

[Kasakato]

BN: The gold is way too deep.

GN: You are CEO of a company.

 

[Timmain42]

BN: ...named Enron.

GN: You mother-in-law isn't visiting this week.

 

[judgemax]

bd: because she is moving in next month!

gn:you won the lottery!