lol... This reminds me of when I worked for a restaurant in a trendy part of town. The owners had been waiting for a few weeks for ouw alcohol license to come in. A few weeks later, when we finally got the good news, they had a huge opening. My boss emptied a full bottle of scotch in this huge vase that looked identical to an oversized cognac glass. Added lots of ice, and he was good for a couple of hours.