I broke it! Now what?

[patoloco]

LOL nursie, I'll help out with that one.

Step One. Pick up mouse and mouse pad
Step Two. Slide keyboard to your extreme right
Step Three. Set mousepad to the Left, placing mouse on top.
Note, some cables may need to be tugged on or moved arround according to your application.

This reminds me of the phone company technician that was hired by a ex-boss to exchange the phone extensions between two adjacent desks in the same office.

As soon as my boss left, I saw the guy take one of the phones, move it to the other desk and than do the same with the other one. After that, he went to the central cabinet, took off a fuse and stayed there for about 2 hours doing NOTHING!!!! After that, he reinserted the fuse, and charged the company for 2 hours of hard work.

I even shared a small chat with him talking about how dumb my boss was.