Man Rules!
- Thread starter Reddog80p
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LOL...this did make me laugh quite a bit actually!!
BLAH....whatEVER:nono:
OMG:rofl: :laugh: :lol2: :lol: :cheers: you are TOOOO funny (LYNCH HN)
I'm glad you voiced your opinion that man rules. I hope you enjoy your camping trip tonight.The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down!
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.Youre not:jaw-dropping:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.Hay, just take the seat off. just remember there are times you need the seat down.Then you can see how it feels.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moonO.K. shopping day.
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.Don't ask girls. just go get what you want your self.HMMM (new car)
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.??Not tonight dear I have a head ache.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.Thats because you have short memories.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one What ever is easiest for you right.
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. Its not our fault you can't follow simple instructions.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. D.I.V.O.R.C.E. And I get custody of the big screen.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We've noticed.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.Shopping every Sunday.
1. You have too many shoes.Going shopping again next Sunday.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.I'm glad you like camping.Maybe your buddies would like to join you.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
:screwy: :nilly:
