Dusty Underwear
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawers. "What the ???", he thought to himself, as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April", he hollered into their
bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in
my underwear?"
She shot back, "Its not talcum powder, its Miracle Grow".
A Fine Thing to Say
This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant
when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees
a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I
notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"yes", she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he
has been drinking like that since I left him seven
years ago."
"That's remarkable", the husband replies, "I
wouldin't think anybody could celebrate that long".
Services for her husband will be held at 2:30 PM
Saturday at the Green Roots Mortuary.
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawers. "What the ???", he thought to himself, as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April", he hollered into their
bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in
my underwear?"
She shot back, "Its not talcum powder, its Miracle Grow".
A Fine Thing to Say
This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant
when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees
a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I
notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"yes", she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he
has been drinking like that since I left him seven
years ago."
"That's remarkable", the husband replies, "I
wouldin't think anybody could celebrate that long".
Services for her husband will be held at 2:30 PM
Saturday at the Green Roots Mortuary.
