In my first hovel I was on the couch laying down and watching TV. I was snacking on goldfish crackers and knew I dropped one that went under the couch. I was too lazy at the moment to get it so I just kept watching TV. Awhile later I heard this faint crunching sound. I looked carefully under the couch and there was a very small mouse holding onto the goldfish I dropped and was munching away as if I weren't even there. Well I eventually got a drinking glass on top of him and slid a coaster underneath so I could pick him upand put him on the table. That little mouse didn't seem to care at all that he was on display. He just kept eating till he was done. I later kicked him out of the house.
Another time I caught a mouse, I think his tail got caught in the trap, in the winter. I got him out of the trap and was holding him up by the tail. I opened up the back door and flung him out into the snow. I ended up laughing my a** off because he left a spread eagle mouse shaped hole in the snow.
I have more if you want to hear it.
Q