1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose itches
or you have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probaility: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
4. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
5. Law of the Telephone: When you dial the wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move
faster than the one you were in (works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meetimg someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face
down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you like, they will stop making it.
or you have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probaility: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
4. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
5. Law of the Telephone: When you dial the wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move
faster than the one you were in (works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meetimg someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face
down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you like, they will stop making it.
