MURPHY MISSED A FEW LAWS....

[Malefic23]

Solomon Short's addendum to murphy's law:

If the shoe fits, kick someone.

 

[J double R]

this thread made my day! time to circulate it around work..

 

[aardvark1]

Murphy was an optimist!

 

[Madcrawdad]

I have heard office people talk about this one, perhaps called the Law of Flatulence (?):

you can be alone all day in your office, but as soon as you fart, everyone comes knocking on your door...

lol

maybe these folks wait until they hear the outburst and then come a-knockin' for their own nasal enjoyment...

 

[12 Volt Man]

maybe these folks wait until they hear the outburst and then come a-knockin' for their own nasal enjoyment...

that would make for some sicko coworkers LOL

 

[mee-mee]

Law of Hammer and Nail..

Most likely 99 out of 100 nails you nail into the wall...it will either end up bent or your thumb will be hit....

 

[bkw1982]

Law of Amazement

Whenever you do something amazing no one will be around to see it.

Law of repeat:
When you try to repeat the amazing thing you did that everyone missed you will fail horribly at it.

 

[hendrixpujols11]

http://www.murphys-laws.com/ theres a lot there.....

 

[12 Volt Man]

but the one about farting at work isn't..

but it should be!