The Missus tells me that a few drops of hydrogen peroxide in the ear canal and a cotton ball to hold it in for a half-hour or so should do the trick. It's how she cleans out my head-based potato farms.
Oh, icky! I just realized that it sounded a little more gross than I meant it to! I was just referring that the whole thread was kinda gross conversation for breakfast time! Not that I meant that.... well, that it was.... ugh, nevermind!
Also, after further review, I notice that I incorrectly stated that HE went to the store to purchase an earwax removal kit. Let's not be silly! *I* went and bought the kit. HE would rather be deaf for months than to go into a store and buy a product specifically for the removal of built up earwax!
The man won't even stand in line with me at the store if I have a cart full of $200 in groceries and one small package of feminine products!
"Uh, um, honey, do you have a couple pennies?? I'll take the kids over to ride the horse while you finish up here...."
aknif--that rings so true! My husband had it easy for years--I was on Depo-Provera and the 'normal' monthlies didn't happen. I'm off it now, and making purchases in expectation--he was mortified, wouldn't take them out of the cart. Silly man!
:laugh: I can just imagine the scene, OG...... my ex used to hold them up by the very corner with the very tips of the fingers, like they could really catch the "cooties" from touching them :laugh:
So seeing how I don't have any alcohol at hand, I decided to work with my head tilted to the right. yeah, Christine (the secretary) got a nice laught out of it. but on a good note, I can hear again!!!! Woohoo!!!!
Still gonna get that kit though. . . actually, I'm sending Rosie to buy the kit for me!! Aknif, i like your husbands approach on this. . .
but thanks for the advice, and the good laughs. . . hehehe