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# This will end your Vista session. Do you want to play another game?
# Kennel stack overflow problem. Your new Patch is now available. Call at the vet and collect your dog.
# BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
# Suggested Action. Emigrate.
# Upon completion of this investigation, Microsoft will take action to help solve your problem. This will involve remote execution of the user.
# The media is corrupt. Therefore, don't read the manual - bribe a reporter.
# Windows Update Service Problem. Waitress is sick.
# A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
# Path not found. Try the grass shortcut.
# An operations error occurred. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
# Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
# Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
# Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
# Vista object doesn't support this property or method. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
# Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
# User Error: Replace user.
# No network provider accepted the given network path. In plain English, we have not got a clue what's wrong.
# Vista message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
# 'Known issue' - it's just the solution that is unknown.
# This network connection does not exist, and neither does any help.
# This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
# Object already non-existent. Are you sure you still want to delete? (N/N)
# The network location cannot be reached. To 'shutdown' your system, type 'WIN.'
# COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
# CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
# File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
# Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
# Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
# Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
# Vista_error 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
# Workaround. The workaround does not work, but it makes us fell better to include it.
# Windows VirusScan 1.0 - 'Windows Vista found: Remove it? (Y/N)'
# Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
# If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
# Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
# We are reading your error report, but we are not understanding.
# Hold down the Numb Lock. Phone 555-1212-4590 and ask for Lulu.
# You can provide feedback by completing the form. However, you are wasting your time because it goes to a sink account that we never read.
# Disclaimer: We would like to thank Bart Simpson, who had the least to do with these solutions and was therefore of the most help.
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# This will end your Vista session. Do you want to play another game?
# Kennel stack overflow problem. Your new Patch is now available. Call at the vet and collect your dog.
# BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
# Suggested Action. Emigrate.
# Upon completion of this investigation, Microsoft will take action to help solve your problem. This will involve remote execution of the user.
# The media is corrupt. Therefore, don't read the manual - bribe a reporter.
# Windows Update Service Problem. Waitress is sick.
# A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
# Path not found. Try the grass shortcut.
# An operations error occurred. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
# Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
# Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
# Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
# Vista object doesn't support this property or method. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
# Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
# User Error: Replace user.
# No network provider accepted the given network path. In plain English, we have not got a clue what's wrong.
# Vista message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
# 'Known issue' - it's just the solution that is unknown.
# This network connection does not exist, and neither does any help.
# This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
# Object already non-existent. Are you sure you still want to delete? (N/N)
# The network location cannot be reached. To 'shutdown' your system, type 'WIN.'
# COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
# CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
# File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
# Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
# Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
# Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
# Vista_error 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
# Workaround. The workaround does not work, but it makes us fell better to include it.
# Windows VirusScan 1.0 - 'Windows Vista found: Remove it? (Y/N)'
# Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
# If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
# Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
# We are reading your error report, but we are not understanding.
# Hold down the Numb Lock. Phone 555-1212-4590 and ask for Lulu.
# You can provide feedback by completing the form. However, you are wasting your time because it goes to a sink account that we never read.
# Disclaimer: We would like to thank Bart Simpson, who had the least to do with these solutions and was therefore of the most help.
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