There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
> before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
> all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money
> to the afterlife with me."
>
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
> heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
> with him.
>
> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
>
>
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
>
>
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it away.
>
> So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> that money in there with your husband."
>
> The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't
> go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
> in that casket with him."
>
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>
> I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put
> it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
> spend it."
>
> all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
> before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
> all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money
> to the afterlife with me."
>
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
> heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
> with him.
>
> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
>
>
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
>
>
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it away.
>
> So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> that money in there with your husband."
>
> The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't
> go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
> in that casket with him."
>
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>
> I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put
> it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
> spend it."
>
