Pastor's Business Card :)

greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
Jul 4, 2002
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote, "Revelation
3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins, "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for I was naked."
 
LOL that is hilarious.
 
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