>Priceless
>Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can 't believe. He forces
>himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
>aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
>a single red rose!
>
>Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
>pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
>order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
>aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
>the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast
>is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"
>
>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
>the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
>"Son...what happened last night?"
>
>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke
>some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
>ran into the door."
>
>"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
>and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>
>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
>she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
>I' m married!"
>
>Broken furniture - $85.26
>Hot Breakfast - $4.20
>Red Rose bud -$3.00
>Two Aspirins -$.38
>
>Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless!!!
>
>
>Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can 't believe. He forces
>himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
>aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
>a single red rose!
>
>Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
>pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
>order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
>aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
>the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast
>is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"
>
>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
>the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
>"Son...what happened last night?"
>
>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke
>some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
>ran into the door."
>
>"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
>and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>
>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
>she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
>I' m married!"
>
>Broken furniture - $85.26
>Hot Breakfast - $4.20
>Red Rose bud -$3.00
>Two Aspirins -$.38
>
>Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless!!!
>
>
