(rant) Gassed out at work!

[12 Volt Man]

grrr. anyone else have co-workers that fart constantly?

we had to leave LUNCH early today thanks to our friend's emissons lol

then we had to leave the administration office after that...and...another room after that..

doors were open everywhere and its COLD outside!

how can people fart like that in a public place like its nothing!?!

 

[noodles62]

:rofl:

 

[msjinkzd]

oh my

 

[NeonFlux]

try fire

 

[Madcrawdad]

Just get some 'Bounce' fabric softener sheets... Tear off two 1" x 1" pieces, then wad them up, and put one in each nostril. When one of your co-workers fires off a salvo, you're sniffing lilacs while everyone else is gagging.

 

[justahannah]

Actually...my mom did something similar to the bounce thing...she had a coworker that would not bathe and apparently reeked like rotting flesh. So my mom bought some lavender oil and would dab a little under her nose before getting close to this woman. I'm thinking Vic's Vapor-rub would also work pretty well . Maybe it's a glandular problem?

 

[gotglock]

Fart back, fight fire with fire.

 

[12 Volt Man]

I don't have that much ammo.

at least not at that time of the day

 

[grannylvsfish]

Leave a note telling him he is making people sick and that you plan on posting his picture all over the place telling people he stinks if he does not stop and plug his bottom up.!!

 

[PacuDan]

Leave a can of air freshener on his desk with a note