Redneck Letter
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:rofl: Thanks for sharing CCman. I live in the South and there are some pretty intelligent ppl, but then there are also some that are pretty not intelligent.
Can we please ensure that this thread does not turn into a thread that can cause insult or offence..
Thanks and have a good day...
Niko
Thanks and have a good day...
Niko
Lecture on Supernatural-
A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'".
A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'".
unbeatablec
Lives in Michigan
I dont really find this funny at all.
Making fun of a group of people is never funny.
If I told a story about tyrone robbing a liquor store, and stealing fried chicken and water melon would that be funny? No it would not.
Making fun of a group of people is never funny.
If I told a story about tyrone robbing a liquor store, and stealing fried chicken and water melon would that be funny? No it would not.
Depends on how you tell it.
Black comics make fun of Tyrone everyday and I find it just as funny as these redneck jokes.
Jeff Foxworthy,Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White etc... all made it to where they are making fun of southeners.
I feel bad for people that are totally serious all of the time.
Becoming PC has been Americas downfall.
Black comics make fun of Tyrone everyday and I find it just as funny as these redneck jokes.
Jeff Foxworthy,Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White etc... all made it to where they are making fun of southeners.
I feel bad for people that are totally serious all of the time.
Becoming PC has been Americas downfall.
*Agreed*
Now as a trailer park dwelling chick in a redneck area... I find these jokes to be hilarious. It's always the jokes that have a tiny bit of truth to them and then exaggerate everything else that always makes me laugh =)
I also like Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable, Ron White and Bill Engvall. I even got to see Larry live before he made it big with the Blue Collar comedy tour since he's a local, homegrown comedien =)
