Redneck photo thread

[Alan R]

feel free to add your own.
obviously these aren't mine. They are all random pictures that people have found funny enough to email to me.

Redneck swing

Redneck cooler race (you can tell she is a true redneck. Notice how she is making not spilling her beer or dropping her smokes a priority?)

Redneck defrost

Redneck toilet paper holder

Redneck camper

Redneck motorcycle carrier (maybe photo shop?)

Redneck revenge

Redneck side car

Redneck office chair

Redneck ice fishing

Redneck swamp buggy

Redneck limo

Redneck jet ski

Redneck deer hunting

Redneck jacuzzi

Redneck golf cart

Redneck theme park ride

Redneck ATV carrier

Redneck house boat

 

[Bk718]

Their pools are the best

How do you heat a redneck pool??

 

[Alan R]

Haha. the saddest part is I have actually done that first pic with my P/U when i was 18. got a bunch of girls in bikinis and rode around town. the worst part was i only had a 1/2 ton truck. i bet the frame was sitting on the axle lol.

 

[Alan R]

I use Gmail, so i was searching my archive for redneck email.

This one was sent to me as "How to spot a Redneck Hunter with a DUI conviction"

 

[cam191919]

ha, redneck jet skiing is really fun, and redneck houseboat looks like my next big project. i might have to go around and take some pics of my own, iv seen some pretty redneck things around here

 

[Alan R]

I have never done the redneck jet skiing. HOWEVER, the last big snow we had here about 5 years or so i took the hood off of an old car I had just to drive to work and back, tied it to the back of my Jeep with a long rope and viola! Instant redneck Jeep powered sled! it was a blast. there wasn't much paint left on that hood at the end of the day though.

 

[cam191919]

done that too. durin the wet season, ya tie a wake board to a atv, go find a nice ditch, instant fun.

ya know whats the best, tieing a matress to an atv, holding on, and going around in a field. its a lot more fun than it sounds

and jumping off a golf cart into a matress that someones holding up. again, funner than it seems

 

[12 Volt Man]

the redneck jaccuzi pic reminds me of an old joke about how does a redneck build a jaccuzi?

he farts in a rain puddle

 

[DAVIDFBT]

I want to do something I saw on a certain MTV show. I want to wear roller skates on my knees and wheels on my toes while holding onto the axle of a small wheel. A human tricycle. I can run up hills and cruise down them. :grinyes:

 

[Woofy]

i was actually going to request this thread as an idea good job