Norm and his wife live in Milwaukee.
> >> ++++++++++
> >>One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
> >>announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today.
> >>You must park your car on even numbered side of the street, so
the
> >>snowplow
> >can get through."
> >>
> >>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >>
> >>A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
> >>says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must
park
> >>your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow
can
> >>get
> >through."
> >>
> >>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> >>
> >>The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
> >>announcer says "We are expecting 5 to 6 inches of snow today.
You
> >>must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
> >>
> >>Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face
> >>says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street
do I
> >>need to park on so the plow can get through?"
> >>
> >>With the love and understanding in his voice, like all of us men
who
> >>are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just
> >>leave it in the garage this time?"
> >> ++++++++++
> >>One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
> >>announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today.
> >>You must park your car on even numbered side of the street, so
the
> >>snowplow
> >can get through."
> >>
> >>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >>
> >>A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
> >>says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must
park
> >>your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow
can
> >>get
> >through."
> >>
> >>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> >>
> >>The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
> >>announcer says "We are expecting 5 to 6 inches of snow today.
You
> >>must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
> >>
> >>Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face
> >>says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street
do I
> >>need to park on so the plow can get through?"
> >>
> >>With the love and understanding in his voice, like all of us men
who
> >>are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just
> >>leave it in the garage this time?"
