> >
> >
> >In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
> hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make
> love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his
> breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law
> mandates that he must brush his teeth.
> >
> >Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed
> to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you --
> or holding you in his arms.
> >
> >Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
> members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown
> -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from
> the law!)
> >
> >In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
> have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet
> apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal
> to make love on the floor between the beds!
> >
> >The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
> provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple,
> even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may
> they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white
> cotton nightshirts.
> >
> >An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
> having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! A
> state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
> master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
> >
> >In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
> (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset
> inspector.) However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited
> from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the
> curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied
> to the normal, red-blooded American male."
> >
> >It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
> officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
> suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
> from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
> minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
> >
> >Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on
> a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds,
> two ounces of clothing.
> >
> >Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
> lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
> they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail
> term. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in
> a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the
> car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
> >
> >A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman,
> you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
> >
> >Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
> -- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
> >
> >No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
> the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be
> charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in
> the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
>
> >
> >In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
> hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make
> love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his
> breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law
> mandates that he must brush his teeth.
> >
> >Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed
> to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you --
> or holding you in his arms.
> >
> >Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
> members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown
> -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from
> the law!)
> >
> >In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
> have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet
> apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal
> to make love on the floor between the beds!
> >
> >The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
> provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple,
> even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may
> they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white
> cotton nightshirts.
> >
> >An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
> having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! A
> state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
> master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
> >
> >In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
> (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset
> inspector.) However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited
> from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the
> curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied
> to the normal, red-blooded American male."
> >
> >It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
> officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
> suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
> from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
> minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
> >
> >Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on
> a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds,
> two ounces of clothing.
> >
> >Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
> lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
> they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail
> term. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in
> a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the
> car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
> >
> >A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman,
> you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
> >
> >Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
> -- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
> >
> >No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
> the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be
> charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in
> the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
>
