The 4 C's

[greeneyedlady]

Cows, Constitution, Commandments and Carlin

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



And Last but not least.....


George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart..

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her *** off to jail."

 

[Boohoo]

I think your on to someting...GEL. :thm:

 

[saltyc]

Way to go, GEL!! :dance: :dance:

 

[flyfly]

:laugh:

 

[Soulmanure]

Booyakasha!

 

[125gJoe]

Cows, Constitution, Commandments and Carlin

COWS ... But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. .. ...

"Donna:
You propose an oil for aliens program.

Michael Savage:
This country has a flood of approximately twenty million illegal aliens, primarily from Mexico. Mexico is sitting on one of the largest proven oil reserves in the world. The illegal aliens are bankrupting our hospitals and our schools. That is primarily why there is a budget deficit in border states like California, because the illegal aliens don’t contribute to the system through taxes.
My proposal is very reasonable. Mexico has oil, they’re dumping their poorest citizens on us, someone has to pay for the social costs. Why not insist that Mexico pay through their oil? There are twenty million illegals in this country, if we were given one barrel of oil for every illegal per month, we would go a long way not only in reducing our national debt and reducing our dependence on Arab oil, we would also be getting payment for caring for the illegal aliens. Therefore, my oil for illegals program makes perfectly good sense."

 

[greeneyedlady]

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