The Barbershop

[greeneyedlady]

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> > > A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
> > > "How long before I can get a haircut?"
> > > The barber looks around the shop and says,
> > > " About 2 hours."
> > > The guy leaves.
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> > > A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
> > > and asks,
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> > > "How long before I can get a haircut?"
> > > The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and
> > > says,"About 3 hours."
> > > The guy leaves.
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> > > A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and
> > > asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
> > > The barber looks around the shop and says,
> > > "About an hour and half."
> > > The guy leaves.
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> > > The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
> > > "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya? Follow that guy and
> > > see where he goes.
> > > He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
> > > but then doesn't ever come back."
> > > A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
> > > laughing hysterically.
> > > The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
> > > Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house
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