what's the bowl made of? you idea of drilling holes near the bottom to bleed of enough air to compensate for the burp sounds as if it would work the best. you'd have to experiment on how many holes would be required. if you don't want multiple holes you could attach a low level pump's intake as a forced exhaust like P457 suggested. not sure how you'd pull that off though. first you just silicone an airline interconnect piece into the holes, attach some airline, and you'd have a snorkel. connecting that to an intake would be somewhat difficult (not that i've ever tried it). you might want to take a look at a small power head, they usually come with converters for smaller undergravel filters (my aqua clear ph201 did). be very cool if you get your contraption to work, good luck.