"We don't have no more chicken"

[coach_z]

I was running late for work this morning and did not have the time to put together anything for breakfast. I decided to run to the local bagel shop that was right next to a KFC. I happened upon the following sign:

I was so surprised that someone actually wrote "we don't have no more" that I didn't even notice the new word they created 'inconvience'.

 

[tonergirl]

WOW...amazing spelling and grammer!!! :banhim: Someone should have stayed in school. :evil_lol::evil_lol:

 

[rockhoe14er]

HAHAHA. epic fail. It's also pretty surprising for a kfc to run out of chicken.

 

[platytudes]

No mo' chickin?! That ain't right

 

[Sploke]

WOW...amazing spelling and grammar!!! :banhim: Someone should have stayed in school. :evil_lol::evil_lol:

fixed I'll not speak to the irony of that error :grinyes:


Its sad that someone can be elevated to a level of management in an organization (even if it is KFC) and have no sense of what passes as professional communication.

 

[platytudes]

The handwritten sign also speaks of a lack of computer literacy...or worse, no computer (a workplace without a computer?! egads!!)

 

[coach_z]

HAHAHA. epic fail. It's also pretty surprising for a kfc to run out of chicken.

that was definitely high up on the list of things that were simply amazing....what do you order from a KFC when they "don't have no more chicken"? Are there any other options besides mac & cheese, mashed potatoes and french fries?

 

[coach_z]

The handwritten sign also speaks of a lack of computer literacy...or worse, no computer (a workplace without a computer?! egads!!)

most computers in fast food/corporate retail stores etc have special computers that allow you to only do certain things such as ordering (which this place apparently forgot to do), sales reports etc. They run off Windows but have their own locked down programs, usually you "don't have no" option to get to Word processing and other features that we recognize to be standard on a computer.

 

[platytudes]

I'm picturing a conversation in my mind.

"Boss, I think dat was the last piece a chikin...whatrwe gon do? Alotta people gunna be mad if we tellem all we gots is cole slaw, beans, and potaters"

"Well, sonny, I think the only thing we can do is close up real quick like before anybody notices."

*talks into microphone*

"Ok y'all, it's quittin' time! We closin' up early, there ain't NO MO' CHIKIN'!!"

*gasps* "No more chikin? Fur reals? Dang..."

"Yea, you heard. DUH CHIKIN' IS GONE. Sumbuddy hand me a black marka an' a piece a papah, I gots to putta sign on the door..."

"Iz that a customa' walkin' in?"

"Yikes Melvin, it is a customa! Who's gonna tell 'em we're outta chikin'?"

"I will, boss...it's ok, I got my earbuds in so I won' even hearum if they start a yellin'"

*approaches customer*

"Yes, good evening. I'd like your 6 piece wings, crispy fried with extra crispy bits..."

"Sur, I'm sorry, but we ain't got no mo' chikin' for the night."

"What? You're out of chicken? But this is Kentucky Fried Chicken - how can you be out of chicken? That would be like Pizza Hut being out of pizza, or Burger King being out of burgers..."

"Yessir, we know, and Imma sorry for the inco'veeninz. But we really are like, totally outta chikin'."

*manager comes back with sign and tapes it onto the door*

"Ok, y'all gots your stuff? Lets get outta here!"

 

[BettaFishMommy]

omg Nicole, that was totally :rofl: love it!