Lol, fear not. Snails are on their way! I got a tiger nerite and brig coming from Msjinkzd, and another nerite from Sounguru chillin' in my 5 gallon who will be going in. And, I have MTS coming to help sift sand!
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of some nifty, somewhat unidentified, Lime Squishee-loving PA snails, but Nerites from MsJ and Sounguru are good choices, too.