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TetraFreak

Church of the Freshwater Aquarium!
Dec 14, 2005
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CHURCH OF THE FRESHWATER AQUARIUM!

Our goal is to CONVERT Newbies & Boneheads into RESPONSIBLE FISH OWNERS!

All are welcome.

So let's Offer the Algae Wafers and the RO water to those that seek SALVATION!

Blessed is the Rock With Purple String! :fairy:




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YuccaPatrol

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Oct 17, 2004
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a passage from the First Book of Loach: Chapter 2, verses 12-16:

And ye shall seek shelter in dark crevices,
and rest in loach piles with your bretheren.
For the patient loach there will be times of plenty
when the heavenly shrimp pellet sinks
and upon it you shall feast.

and another: Chapter 3, verses 8-19

Clowns, Kuhlis, and Botias,
though we may vary by species,
are we not all loaches?
And do we not all love a tasty morsel?
A snail, or a wafer, or a soggy flake?
So too shall we love one another,
celebrating only our similarities,
and ignoring our differences.
Only when loaches come together
in unity and acceptance,
and with the sharing of all sinking edibles,
will there be peace on substrate.
 
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patoloco

De seguro no sabes lo que dice aqu
Oct 20, 2005
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I see this going nowhere good....
 

Teelie

AC Members
Dec 19, 2005
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Nowhere good indeed but still the funniest thing I've read in months.
 

graphicdesign_r

Tact is for the weak.
Oct 31, 2005
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In your nightmares.
:laugh: Beautiful. Nothing stirs up the faithful like a little irreverence.

In re that other post, I know religion can be invasive and obnoxious (think Jehovah's Witnesses going door to door), but posting junk like that here in a forum where religion has no bearing is just asking for a verbal beating.

I always say "tact is for the weak", but I've also used the same phrase replacing "tact" with "religion".

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side."
-Han Solo, Star Wars :joke:
 

budrecki

Trust me, it's for your own good.
Dec 17, 2005
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I am more than willing to spend a few extra years in purgatory to read this.

Please Yucca, we need more!
 

rosita

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Jan 11, 2006
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I second that, bud!!! Yucca, that was pure genius, and boy did I need some good laffs today--and I know I'm not the only one. Waiting for more brilliant and inspirational verse. . . . :bowing:
 
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