What to put in girlfriend's stocking?

[Coler]

Yes they do move to full salt as they get older.

The diet changes as well, from daily feeds of attention to three times daily chowing down on masculinity and self-respect. true carnivores which are very difficult to maintain in the home environment.

They require a heck of a lot of filtration as well.

 

[Malefic23]

Ok, it's a stocking. Otherwise known as a large sock. Put a foot in it. Feet can be found cheaply at any local hospital morgue. Bring a handsaw and a few plastic bags...

But seriously, have fun with it. Temp tattoos out of gumball machines, treat food for her favorite pets, a list of the ten things you love about her, a rock with purple string if she read that thread on AC, socks. Who would put socks inside a sock? You would! Women tend to have colder feet.

 

[Sploke]

Do not put anything that has to do with a kitchen or cooking in it!
You won't hear the end of it! :eek3:

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lol i know its too big for a stocking, but ditto on buying her a vacuum cleaner :grinyes:

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Malefic, he wouldn't need to go to the morgue for feet. Just pop over to the Mafia game thread, they'll have pleeenty :grinno:

Maybe slip in a question about what she wants here and there, discreetly so she doesn't expect anything...

 

[Grins]

hm, i'd say full salt

and what is wrong with full salt? :silly:

 

[Grins]

Do not put anything that has to do with a kitchen or cooking in it!
You won't hear the end of it! :eek3:

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Well depends...if she is a chef of sort she'll like that sort of thing...especially the small gifts found in a stocking. But a toaster as a main gift to someone that you're romantic with? Bad idea unless you really do like living under the evil eye.

 

[Lady G]

Do not put anything that has to do with a kitchen or cooking in it!
You won't hear the end of it! :eek3:

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LOL, remember this that is the WORST present ever!

 

[judgemax]

so, did you decide what you are doing?..

 

[KingOfTheDeep]

if you REALLY want to suprise her...







....tarantula


:raspberry:

 

[echoofformless]

Wow thank you everyone! You are all giving some truly awesome suggestions. I can't say what I will be doing, as she has looked on here a few times to see if I'm as fishy smart online as I pretend to be in real life. Ergo she may find any posts containing the sensitive information of what I have been putting in the stocking.

She would certainly do best in a species tank though. She's very shy but has her crabby, aggressive moments. I wouldn't think her a marine or brackish species however; her personality is sort of labyrinth fish like; contemplative and relaxed but eats a lot and will push smaller fish out of the way to get what she wants. She likes lots of plants, subdued lighting and reduced current.

On the other end of the stocking thing, her feet do get cold. And she has a sort of sock fetish as she likes long socks quite a bit. I think stockings in a stocking will be one thing for sure I can say...as she probably knows it already.

The funniest thing is she has been mentioning that she isn't sure what to put in my stocking - so as a humorous aside, I might ask you all - from knowing only what you know of me on this forum, what would you put in my stocking?