What's he saying?

[Mako]

OK here's the deal. You tell us what Leno is saying. Use your imagination and don't dissapoint us.

 

[judgemax]

"well, when they heard that i had stayed the night at the neverland ranch"

 

[125gJoe]

I'm not sure, but some of his stuff is funny, too bad it seems so "staged"...

I'll never know how Letterman managed to stay on after all these years - since August 30, 1993.

 

[flyingfish]

"Here's the headline from last week, when one of my fans turned suicidal after my show and tried to jump out the window behind me." . . . I know, it's :sick:

 

[YoFishboy]

"uh oh...bad time for a stroke..."