What's the best practical joke . . .

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What is the best practical joke you ever played on anyone; did you ever tell them??? Or are they still in oblivion???

I pulled one on my ex early in the marriage; his business partner had a crush on a woman who clogged and sang bluegrass; partner dumped fiance for this woman (he can play any insturment known to man); broke up, she went off and married one of the "Darlin Brothers" from Andy Griffith; She was an absolute mess!!! I sent ex:p: a card "from her" saying she needed to talk about problems, he was only many she trusted since he never succumed to her come-one, down to a super=christian card (but she did coke and other stuff!!) loopy handwriting and all, he fell for it and expected her to come and "stay" with him while I was out of town; needless to say, he never told me, and I never told him. 25 years later, I still hoo haw over this!!!
 
Typed up a fake article, complete with a picture, about a guy at work crashing a plane while running drugs, and how he was in a Bahamian jail. Quietly posted it at work. It went so bad people were asking if he was all right. For the record, he has never crashed a plane, never run drugs, and to my knowledge, never been in a Bahamian jail.
 
Lots of stuff. For a manager's birthday one year we put a layer of saran wrap across the inside of his door, ran a hair dryer over it to create a static charge, then filled the area between the saran wrap and the door with styrofoam peanuts. When the manager opened his door, the vacuum from the door moving caused all the statically charged peanuts to coat him. :D

We also individually wrapped everything in his office in aluminium foil one year, and saran wrapped his car another. We'd have security deacivtate his badge too.
 
I bought my elderly mother her first dvd player, watched a movie with her, then told her to rewind the dvd.. She was getting out the manual when I left, and she was still hunting for rewind when I called her from home an hour later.

I set up a web page called "dutch boy.com" on geocities about 10 years ago for a co-worker. He wanted it so he could keep in touch with his girlfriend in Holland while he was doing his chef's externship in the USA. Instead, I set it up as a man/man and man/boy love page, complete with edited pictures of him from work. His girlfriend flew out from Holland to find out why he'd turned homosexual in the US. He had'nt of course, but gosh the web page was convincing...

I once concealed a 4 foot long lightly steamed, head on, green sea eel behind a case of lettuce in a commercial cooler, so that when the pantry chef pulled out his greens, it landed on his face. I did help him pick leafy lettuce out of the cooler's fan blades afterwards...

And I once mixed some russian ear shelf mushrooms in with an executive chef's salad. Turned his urine purple for three days...
 
Not a deliberate trick but I used to work in a hi-fi shop. One night the alarm on the warehouse went off and being a key holder I got called out. Met the police by the door and let them in. The big brave men went in with their torches and one went into a side room where we kept all the display stuff. Suddenly there was a muffled gasp and a door slammed. This one copper came back, white as a sheet and walking funny. Up on the shelf he had seen the glowing eyes of a black panther. I just burst out laughing 'cos I knew it was Pioneers display model but it frightened the life out of him.
 
At a friend's house a few years ago, another friend had passed out drunk. So we carried him outside and down to the small lake behind the house. We then proceeded to put him carefully into the large rubber raft by the water's edge and tossed the paddle from the raft onto the ground just to be extra mean. Giggling evilly and maniacally, we then quietly got into the canoe next to the raft and dragged him out into the middle of the lake where we left him to float away in his peaceful slumber.

He awoke a few hours later while it was still dark out. Needless to say, he made it back to the house soaking wet and very sober indeed.

:devil:
 
Slappy*McFish said:
At a friend's house a few years ago, another friend had passed out drunk. So we carried him outside and down to the small lake behind the house. We then proceeded to put him carefully into the large rubber raft by the water's edge and tossed the paddle from the raft onto the ground just to be extra mean. Giggling evilly and maniacally, we then quietly got into the canoe next to the raft and dragged him out into the middle of the lake where we left him to float away in his peaceful slumber.

He awoke a few hours later while it was still dark out. Needless to say, he made it back to the house soaking wet and very sober indeed.

:devil:
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hehe I need to try that :D
 
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