GOLDEN RETRIEVER - The sun is shining - - - The day is young - - - We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
BORDER COLLIE - Just one. That's me ! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to Code, while I'm at it.
GERMAN SHEPHERD - I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!!
DACHSHUND - I can't reach the light fixture.
TOY POODLE - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry.
ROTTWEILER - Go ahead - - - Make me!
SHI-TZU - Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the household help.
LABRADOR - Oh, me, ME! Ple-e-e-e-e-ze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
MALAMUTE - Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
MASTIFF - Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA - Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER or WIRE-HAIRED FOX TERRIER - I can reach it ! I can reach it !! Another twenty jumps and it's all mine, ALL mine !
GREYHOUND - It isn't moving. Who cares ?
POINTER - I see it. There it is. R-r-r-i-i-i-i-i-ght there.
BORDER COLLIE - Just one. That's me ! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to Code, while I'm at it.
GERMAN SHEPHERD - I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!!
DACHSHUND - I can't reach the light fixture.
TOY POODLE - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry.
ROTTWEILER - Go ahead - - - Make me!
SHI-TZU - Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the household help.
LABRADOR - Oh, me, ME! Ple-e-e-e-e-ze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
MALAMUTE - Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
MASTIFF - Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA - Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER or WIRE-HAIRED FOX TERRIER - I can reach it ! I can reach it !! Another twenty jumps and it's all mine, ALL mine !
GREYHOUND - It isn't moving. Who cares ?
POINTER - I see it. There it is. R-r-r-i-i-i-i-i-ght there.
