Inner peace

greeneyedlady

Duchess of Comedy
Jul 4, 2002
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By following the advice I heard on Dr. Phil's show

I have found inner peace.

Dr. Phil's advice "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish

all the things you've started."

I looked around my house to see all the things I started and

hadn't finished, so before leaving the house this morning, I finished off

a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a

bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and

Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, and a box

of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
 
I should start with the prescription of the pain pills for my thumb. :D
 
Guess some of it would help with Carpal Tunnel syndrome.... (?)
 
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