> ---------------------------------------------
> Actually Taken From Classified Ads in Newspapers:
>
> 1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
> ----------------------------------
> 2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
> ----------------------------------
> 3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
> ----------------------------------
> 4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
> ----------------------------------
> 5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
> Better be a reward.
> ----------------------------------
> 6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... Also 1 *** bull for sale.
> ----------------------------------
> 7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
> ----------------------------------
> 8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
> ----------------------------------
> 9) NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.
> ----------------------------------
> 10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
> ----------------------------------
> (AND THE BEST ONE)
>
> 11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
> volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
> Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
> Actually Taken From Classified Ads in Newspapers:
>
> 1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
> ----------------------------------
> 2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
> ----------------------------------
> 3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
> ----------------------------------
> 4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
> ----------------------------------
> 5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
> Better be a reward.
> ----------------------------------
> 6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... Also 1 *** bull for sale.
> ----------------------------------
> 7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
> ----------------------------------
> 8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
> ----------------------------------
> 9) NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.
> ----------------------------------
> 10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
> ----------------------------------
> (AND THE BEST ONE)
>
> 11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
> volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
> Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
