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secretmuscles

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Sep 25, 2005
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You know your addicted to fish when

1. Customers could of sworn you worked at your LFS
2. You've secretly tasted fish food
3. You've used airline tubing as a straw
4. You dream under water
5. You've sold your car to pay for your new 75 gal reef tank
6. Your children sleep in the closet because you need more room for your tanks.
7. You refer to your sex life as "spawning"
8. Your car is parked outside because your garage IS an aqarium.
9. You've turned your pool into a pond
10. The only doctor you visit is Foster & Smith

last but not least:

11. Your most likely addicted... if your reading this.

FEEL FREE TO ADD ON!
 
12. you know your addidcted to fish if and when you have scales tattoed to your body, ( I can agree with 1-3 :) )
 
A lot of those sound more like you're irresponsible and sick in the head, rather than addicted to the hobby. ;)

I would say:

13. You visit your LFS often "just to look"

14. You're a member of more than one online forum about tropical fish etc..

15. You've got MTS.....and no snails.

16. You can make jokes that only users of above mentioned forums would understand.

EDIT: Fixed the numbers
 
17. You flood your basement to create a house sized coral Reef.
 
19. the perfect present would be a new tank brush
 
I'm not touching that one,
 
and now we know the answer.
 
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