Hillbilly story that will make you salties cringe

mooman

Scratch my belly Human!
Mar 8, 2005
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Hey guys, I keep fresh, so i don't visit this side of the halocline that often, but I had to share this story.

I work in a pretty big lfs that sell only fish. Last customers of the night were a couple of rednecks that obviously had no experience keeping fish (well the guy probably kept an oscar in a 55 at some point, but that's pretty standard). They were asking alot of questions like: "Can we just use softener salt?" and "Do we NEED to use salt?" and "Should we use soap when we clean the tank?". I was a little confused untill I got the full story. They had bought a fully established 55g saltwater set up for $50 from a guy that needed money to get his kids presents out of layaway. From what I could gather, it included a protien skimmer, power compact lighting, around $500 of liverock, and several corals (one that was supposedly as big as your head).

Here's the kicker. They brought all this stuff home, filled the tank with TAP WATER, and put in all the rock and corals. Only THEN did they decide to come to the store, and purchase salt mix. The worste part, was that even after I delicatley explained that they had just killed $500 of live rock, and another $500 dollars in corals, they weren't even that upset. What a waste. They left to try another store to see if they could save a couple bucks on the salt.
 
morons!

hillbillies are teh PWN3d ha ha

you should have asked to trade for some goldfish :huh:
 
water softener salt?
am I wrong but wouldnt that take forever to disslove?
$50 is a good deal!
 
wow.. I don't think I could of kept the bitter edge out of my voice after learning they had just killed everything through pure stupidity.. this is a 1+1=2 type of concept.. saltwater means.. saltwater, not straight tap water.. Sigh.

What type of prison shall we put those people in anyhow? .. solitary confinement with a great white that has a big tattoo on it's tail that says "Get'r done!"
 
Wow, you guys are being really harsh about this. Just because those two were apparently aquatically ignorant doesn't mean that all 'rednecks' are. I mean.. I live in the sticks, no questions asked, and I wouldn't have done that nor would have any of my friends or relatives. And yes, they too [for the most part] live out in the boonies. Oh and I wholeheartedly agree that those two should be beaten for killing that tank! :rant2:
 
*shudder* that WAS an upsetting story, you're right.
I hear about and deal with people like this WAY too often, and I only work part-time at the LFS. I can't imagine working there full time, I'd go insane. I'll be the first to say it makes no difference where you're from: the mall I work in is in a ritzy neighborhood and we get lots of people with, as my mother would say, more dollars than sense. There are people who take clownfish home and put them in goldfish bowls, people who add salt mix (or Morton's) to their FW tanks in the hopes of somehow changing their goldfish into Nemo, others who want to put FW plants into marine tanks or corals into FW, it just goes on. Last week I had a woman tell me something is wrong with our Betta shipments, every one she buys dies within a week. Turns out she's scrubbing her tank and equipment out with soap, then refilling the tank with cold tapwater each week :rolleyes:
I've spoken to people who have been on vacation and gone snorkling in the ocean, they still can't make the distinction between SW and FW. I applauded a LFS recently for asking me if I had a SW tank when I was buying some Nassarius snails; so many stores don't care and end up selling animals to someone who doesn't have the setup or know-how to care for them. At least you were patient and tried to educate those customers, it's more than some would do.
 
I would have laughed in their face what a story, made my day.
 
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