Everything you've been told about snails and loaches is a lie.
Snails are no mere foodstuff for the loach alliance, they are ALLIES in the war against mankind.
The snails play the "lowly invertabrate" lulling you into a false sense of security. They're just brainless mulm-suckers, right? WRONG! As you sleep, gently nestled in your comforting slumber, those "brainless" snails emerge from your aquaria. Those tentacles are not just sensory organs, but hollow, soul sucking siphons. Bit by bit, they absorb your soul from your body, leaving an empty, lifeless shell.
But what about those loaches, which "supposedly" eat snails? They are no snail eaters, just superb actors in an international game of world dominance. Ever wonder why loaches are able to squeeze through such small spaces? After their snail comrads finish absorbing your essence, the loaches crawl into your brain through your ear canal. Doing this, they are able to take control of your every action, and use you as a tool to further the loach and snail agenda!!!
Suddenly, everything makes sense.
Ever wonder why Lupin is so "pro-snail" and "pro-loach"? Ever wonder why more and more AC members are becoming "snailoholics" or "loachaholics"?
You have been Warned!
Beware the Snail and Loach Revolution!!!
Snails are no mere foodstuff for the loach alliance, they are ALLIES in the war against mankind.
The snails play the "lowly invertabrate" lulling you into a false sense of security. They're just brainless mulm-suckers, right? WRONG! As you sleep, gently nestled in your comforting slumber, those "brainless" snails emerge from your aquaria. Those tentacles are not just sensory organs, but hollow, soul sucking siphons. Bit by bit, they absorb your soul from your body, leaving an empty, lifeless shell.
But what about those loaches, which "supposedly" eat snails? They are no snail eaters, just superb actors in an international game of world dominance. Ever wonder why loaches are able to squeeze through such small spaces? After their snail comrads finish absorbing your essence, the loaches crawl into your brain through your ear canal. Doing this, they are able to take control of your every action, and use you as a tool to further the loach and snail agenda!!!
Suddenly, everything makes sense.
Ever wonder why Lupin is so "pro-snail" and "pro-loach"? Ever wonder why more and more AC members are becoming "snailoholics" or "loachaholics"?
You have been Warned!
Beware the Snail and Loach Revolution!!!
