If you can afford a fish like that and can house it properly I would like you to consider keeping me as a pet instead. It would most likely be cheaper. I will even live in a giant fishtank if you wish (and although I do need indoor plumbing, again it would be more cost effective than the plumbing needed for the aquarium).
I am 6'0 (so slightly smaller than the average A. Gigas), average build, blond hair and brown eyes. I am loyal and a pretty good conversationalist. I also could be trained to do some pretty neat tricks, and am great with children.
I have never had Ich, fungus, columnaris, or other fish parasites or diseases.
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I saw 8 alligator gars for sale at RI Aquarium. Lovely, I wonder who is going to prematurely kill those poor fish by throwing them in a 55 gallon. They also sell wolf fish, jellybean parrots and all kinds of other ridiculous and inappropriate animals.
I went in to buy 3 green barbs and their tanks were LOADED with ich. The place has gone downhill drastically... I need a new LFS, so I'm trying one down the road (Morin's Pets). They had fish dyed with a checkerboard pattern. It produced an ugly fish and was torturous to the animal at the same time.
I've come to the conclusion that most pet store owners are eeeevil.