Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[aussie pride]

because its salt

why is a fish a fish

 

[funkman262]

Because it smells fishy.

What happens when you say "Alpha Kenny Body" really fast?

 

[nosuperstitions]

You'll get more than you bargained for.

Why do 6 out of 5 people have trouble understanding statistics?

 

[Jspigs]

Same reason 62.5634% of statistics are made up.

What is that reason?

 

[funkman262]

Because statistics is the DEVIL!

Why do we play football with our hands in the US?

 

[Jadie.Glitch]

Because we think it's fun to be completely backwards in pretty much everything.

Why am I at work right now when I'd rather be home?

 

[EmilyMarie85]

Because you get paid to be there

Why can't I get paid to be at home?