GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

[BettaFishMommy]

granted, but you will wake up twenty times during the night (most likely to sneak onto AC! lol)

i wish i had a robot to do water changes for me.

 

[excuzzzeme]

Granted, but now you have to work twice as hard on him to keep him functioning!

Wish I was an expert in the field of my dreams.

 

[BettaFishMommy]

granted. now you are, but you work 90 hour work weeks.

i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow!

 

[Zaffy]

Granted, you no longer have a job.

I wish I had room for a 90g tank.

 

[BettaFishMommy]

granted, but now you live in a warehouse with no bathroom.

i wish i could paint my apartment (so sick of eggshell white.....)

 

[justahannah]

Granted, but only in flat hues of salmon, tangerine, and avocado green.

I wish the war was over so my husband could come home...

 

[jbradt]

Granted, but he comes home and surrounds the house with fox-holes and barbed wire...
(I feel bad about that one 'cause of respect and all... hope he makes it home safe)

I wish I could get just one good night's sleep...

 

[The Zigman]

Granted, but it wont be for another 25 years!

Wish I knew what the winning lotto numbers were going to be this Saturday...

 

[jbradt]

Granted, but you won't find out 'til sunday.

I wish I was a rockstar!

 

[Dangerdoll]

granted, a newly found planet in the middle of the big dipper

I wish it was Saturday