GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

[DoctaQ]

granted but the world is now flat

i wish i could ride a motorcycle

 

[Hebily]

Granted. It will now rain wherever you are, all the time.

(riding ain't that hard... if ya got the itch, get a bike. Just make sure you wear appropriate safety gear. remember, your gear is the only thing between you and the cheese grater we call a road.)

I wish everyone rode motorcycles. (the roads would be much safer)

 

[Wycco]

I wish everyone rode motorcycles. (the roads would be much safer)

Granted- but you have to solve the mystery of how to get a weeks groceries for a family of 5 home on one of them.

I wish I could talk to myself.

 

[Wycco]

I wish I could talk to myself.

You can but everyone will think you're odd.

I wish I had my only private jet plane.

 

[austinpetemo]

granted. its a die cast model that sits on your dresser reminding you of your broken dreams (ouch that was harsh)

i wish stock show lambs would cooperate

 

[Hebily]

Granted, but they will only cooperate with your worst enemy.

to wycco - SIDECAR! Lol... really, I said that I wish everyone rode one, not that they rode them all the time. Cars are fine, but people who ride tend to pay more attention to what's going on around them.

I wish I knew what a stock show lamb was. I don't even know if you mean a sheep.

 

[red_wall]

You now know what it is.
But a meteor crashes on your house, you fall in a sinkhole, and get eaten by a mutant aligator living underground


I wish I could speed up time

 

[Hebily]

You can, but for every second you speed up, your life gets 7 years shorter.

I wish there were no mutant underground aligators.

 

[deadmongoose]

I was too late.

Edit:
Granted, Now there are regular underground alligators.

I wish I could fly unaided.

 

[Hebily]

you can. have fun landing.

I wish I wasn't such an *** sometimes.