*hits forehead*
I wish I knew about this before work today. I work at a nursing home and I went downstairs to run outside for a smoke. What I encountered instead was the activities staff and 20 of my patients, who forced me into a wheelchair, tied one arm and one leg to the chair, gave me blacked out oversized sunglasses and a paddle.. They then informed me that I had to race another employee down the hall 4 times with pancakes (the size of planets) using only one foot and not being able to see..
Weirdos.