Dangerdoll,
If I got a chuckle out of you, great. I like to make people laugh. I even go as far as saying some strange things about myself to get people to laugh.
Lets try to continue.......
adblair,
That would be great. (What's up with this great word?) You do not even know us and want to go shopping with my wife and buy her stuff. That is very generous of you. You know that would mean that I'll have more money for myself to buy fish stuff or more carnivorous plants, which my wife just loves. (She would throw them all away if she could, she thinks their ugly. I think she needs her eyes looked at.)
As for golf, you mean miniature golf, right? I'm pretty good at that. If you mean "real" golf, I've never played. I have played some small par 3 course near me, longest hole might be 100 yards. I might have played 3 times in 5 years. I'm a good worm burner. That's not a bad thing now that I think about it. I could collect the worms to feed my fish.
I'll need better directions to come over, not exactly sure where location: Is. I might get lost.
Hope to see you soon, .....I've still got my eye on you.