(rant) Gassed out at work!

[kayla25690]

let me tell ya,my husband is a farting machine!!! That is all he does, and let me tell ya, it doesn't smell like roses either...

 

[arachnar]

Lol, It sounds more like he's being a jerk and refusing or not wanting to admit any bowl troubles or else it's some kind of passive agression.

 

[12 Volt Man]

whats funny is, we are all wastewater treatment plant operators.

we treat sewage.

you know your farts are bad when sewage workers scatter..lol

 

[12 Volt Man]

today we told the offender if he farted again we'd fire him LOL

he didn't. all was clear today..

 

[Dangerdoll]

the guy gives us a room of farts and I give him a jar?

I think he wins.

when you put it that way, you're right LOL

Give him a box of gas-X or bean-o. Or you can be really naughty and make special ex-lax brownies for him.

Yikes! Special brownies just could be more of a problem than not...:eek3:

 

[Rallysman]

Drink lots of beer

They may be silent, they may be loud, and they'll always leave a toxic cloud.
They'll make your small intestines proud!

beer farts
(donnie baker)

 

[12 Volt Man]

lol

 

[Slappy*McFish]

...and then the fight started.

 

[FISHSHROD]

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[red_wall]

I know of a website where you can send different animal poop (elephant, cow, or gorilla) to wherever you want. I'd say get it and send it to him :]
Fairly expensive though, but if you have 30 bucks to blow on a gallon of elephant poop, I'd do it
The name of the website is offensive, so I couldn't really put the website on here haha.