1 [] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
6 [] You have ran into a tree.
7 [] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
8 [] You just tried to lick your elbow
9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
10 [] You just tried to sing them.
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit.
13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
15 [x] You just looked at it.
16 []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
17 [] People have called you slow.
18 [] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
19 [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class.
22 [] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
23 [] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
24 [] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
25 [] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
26 [] You use your fingers to do simple math.
27 [] You have eaten a bug.
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
30 [] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
32 [] You break a lot of things.
33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
34 [] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
35 [] You have fallen out of your chair before.
36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 [] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
38 [] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.
39 [] You have spelled your name wrong.
40 [] You have drawn a disformed heart
11...12 if I give myself a point for not knowing what a disformed heart is. In this company that makes me a genius