The mating bulls

[greeneyedlady]

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last
year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He
mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "The wife
gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week!
You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had
a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365
times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at
her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and he should eventually make a full recovery.

 

[LongTime]

That is actually based on a true story about a past president, no it was not Clinton, and his wife visiting a chicken ranch. The first lady saw the rooster, heard the story and told her guide to go tell her husband. The guide told the president and the president asked, "Was it the same hen?" Upon hearing the answer, he told the guide to go tell that to the first lady.