tom foolery and such

[jbradt]

Hey all,
I saw this at another forum, and figured you guys would get a kick out of the craziness. Enjoy!

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19--------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can...
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!



Now type out the sentence you made.

 

[jbradt]

Here's mine:

I kicked a pickle because I'm awesome!

 

[Ballyhoo]

I kicked a ninja because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


epic.

 

[jbradt]

awesome!

 

[Lupin]

Yuck! Lunch with pickles??? And I am wearing green right now (actually most of the time).

 

[jbradt]

:rofl: Whatcha got against pickles, Lupin?



ps... your shirt may be right! :laugh:

 

[Lupin]

I HATE PICKLES!:yuck: :yuck:

Yeah, I wore something different and the whole neighborhood gaped like I just moved here only today but that doesn't mean I need serious help.:rofl: I have every right to wear anything I want as long as it is not weird.

 

[jbradt]

Too bad there wasn't an "I danced with Shakira, because I'm the luckiest guy in the world" option.

:naughty:

 

[captaincaveman9]

I karate chopped a football player, because I think I need some serious help.

 

[Lupin]

LMAO! Oh well...I am still satisfied just being by my favorite girl's side. Not a total loss.