Pitcher la vache!
quoi?
Pitcher la vache!
Qu'esque c'est? Un grand lapin de bois!
Alons-y!
quoi?
Let's go!
Oh!
quoi?
Pitcher la vache!
Qu'esque c'est? Un grand lapin de bois!
Alons-y!
quoi?
Let's go!
Oh!
We are the knights....
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I can't believe no one's mentioned this one yet....
"Help I'm being oppressed!
See the violence inherent in the system! See the violence inherent in the system!"
"Help I'm being oppressed!
See the violence inherent in the system! See the violence inherent in the system!"
That may have been my favourite scene in the movie!
"Old woman!"
"Man!"
"What?"
"I'm a man!"
"Well, I'm very sorry, I couldn't tell.."
"I'm 37!"
"Beg your pardon?"
"I'm 37, not old!"
"Well, I couldn't just call you man now, could I?!"
"You could've called me Denis"
"Well, I didn't know that was your name"
"You never bothered to ask, now did you?"
"Old woman!"
"Man!"
"What?"
"I'm a man!"
"Well, I'm very sorry, I couldn't tell.."
"I'm 37!"
"Beg your pardon?"
"I'm 37, not old!"
"Well, I couldn't just call you man now, could I?!"
"You could've called me Denis"
"Well, I didn't know that was your name"
"You never bothered to ask, now did you?"
drat, you beat me to it... *ponders*
There was much rejoicing.
personally, I prefer some of the sketches... "This is an ex-parrot!"
I would like a license for my pet fish, please.
...sadly, I have actually memorised perfectly, about 25 skits...a symptom of a youth well wasted.
...sadly, I have actually memorised perfectly, about 25 skits...a symptom of a youth well wasted.
SHOPKEEPER Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?
PRALINE The plumage don't enter to it - it's stone dead.
SHOPKEEPER No, no - it's just resting.
PRALINE All right then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. (shouts into cage) Hello Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot!
SHOPKEEPER (jogging cage) There it moved.
PRALINE No he didn't. That was you pushing the cage.
SHOPKEEPER I did not.
PRALINE Yes, you did. (takes parrot out of cage, shouts) Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up. Polly. (throws it in the air and lets it fall to the floor) Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
SHOPKEEPER No, no it's stunned.
PRALINE The plumage don't enter to it - it's stone dead.
SHOPKEEPER No, no - it's just resting.
PRALINE All right then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. (shouts into cage) Hello Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot!
SHOPKEEPER (jogging cage) There it moved.
PRALINE No he didn't. That was you pushing the cage.
SHOPKEEPER I did not.
PRALINE Yes, you did. (takes parrot out of cage, shouts) Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against counter) Polly Parrot, wake up. Polly. (throws it in the air and lets it fall to the floor) Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
SHOPKEEPER No, no it's stunned.
