Good night.. Hey Sploke... do you have a sudden craving for raw meat? Does the sunlight hurt your eyes? Is your neck sore?
Disappointed, and wary that this is all you have to say =/
MAFIA 10: Vampires!
- Thread starter IceH2O
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Good night.. Hey Sploke... do you have a sudden craving for raw meat? Does the sunlight hurt your eyes? Is your neck sore?
Disappointed, and wary that this is all you have to say =/
I said bonnet because I know they dont make mens hats as big as they do for women...and a womens bonnet would maybe save ya...if there arent holes in it...and a 10 gallon hat would not work for ya, I dont think...
But I am off to bed also have to get up early in the morn (dont worry I wont smoke or fizzle at all, and I surely dont need sunscreen either)...renew DL...
here are some vamp jokes to read for a while...
game off///
What is Dracula's favorite soup?
Scream of Tomato.
What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime?
"Mommy, turn off the switch. I’m afraid of the light!"
What is Dracula's position in baseball?
Batboy
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive
What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
But I am off to bed also have to get up early in the morn (dont worry I wont smoke or fizzle at all, and I surely dont need sunscreen either)...renew DL...
here are some vamp jokes to read for a while...
game off///
What is Dracula's favorite soup?
What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime?
"Mommy, turn off the switch. I’m afraid of the light!"
What is Dracula's position in baseball?
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive
What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Game off//
and last but not least...
You might be a red-neck Vampire...
If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.
If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a red-neck Gangrel.
If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.
If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.
If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.
If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck Tremere.
If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a red-neck Ventrue.
If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a red-neck Caitiff.
If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck Prince.
If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.
If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, you might be a red-neck Harpy.
If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.
If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck Sheriff.
If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a red-neck Anarch.
If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a red-neck Sabbat.
If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.
game on///
and last but not least...
You might be a red-neck Vampire...
If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.
If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a red-neck Gangrel.
If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.
If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.
If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.
If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck Tremere.
If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a red-neck Ventrue.
If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a red-neck Caitiff.
If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck Prince.
If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.
If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, you might be a red-neck Harpy.
If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.
If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck Sheriff.
If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a red-neck Anarch.
If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a red-neck Sabbat.
If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.
game on///
OgreMkV
Father of Earth's Next Emperor
Sorry about wcol, I saw he had posted twice after the morning and assumed he was still playing.
And, I was now able to view charlie's most recent posts. Weird. I don't have a target and he's as good as any for now. I'll try to read again during my conference period... don't tell the IT team.
And, I was now able to view charlie's most recent posts. Weird. I don't have a target and he's as good as any for now. I'll try to read again during my conference period... don't tell the IT team.
I am back. For those wondering why I haven't posted since day 2 began, I posted earlier that I had to go to work. I work 6-10 at a local lfs. Anyway, the night looks like it didn't go well. If I understand correctly, Guppy must be innocent if the kidnapper didn't die after taking guppy. BKW wasn't much of a loss if he wasn't going to play. It sucks we lost three innocents to non-votes but I guess if they weren't playing then oh well. Reviewing posts now for suspicious activity.
Ok so I have decided that I believe last night the LW would of went after and got, JL..Mad..Sploke...or Ewurm.
I could see tonight them going after Rb..Ogre...DD....Charlie. I think they may go after a higher profile player tonight mainly because we all talked about them taking a more "low profile" player.
I am leaning most toward JL and Sploke at this time, mainly because they have viewed the thread since nightfall and have not posted...well Sploke did post to say he was going to bed.
The more I think about it the more I'm thinking Sploke simply because if he was viewing the thread then he saw what was being posted and we were talking about players who haven't posted yet. I can't speak for everyone but myself IF I saw that I was being questioned I would come on and say something more than I'm going to bed. Maybe even just that I'm so surprised by tonights events I don't know where to start:huh:
I could see tonight them going after Rb..Ogre...DD....Charlie. I think they may go after a higher profile player tonight mainly because we all talked about them taking a more "low profile" player.
I am leaning most toward JL and Sploke at this time, mainly because they have viewed the thread since nightfall and have not posted...well Sploke did post to say he was going to bed.
The more I think about it the more I'm thinking Sploke simply because if he was viewing the thread then he saw what was being posted and we were talking about players who haven't posted yet. I can't speak for everyone but myself IF I saw that I was being questioned I would come on and say something more than I'm going to bed. Maybe even just that I'm so surprised by tonights events I don't know where to start:huh:
Oh, so you did..sorry guess I just seen the vote for no one, not very helpful there Ewurm. I am interested in your thoughts when you get them posted though.
Yes, we do believe guppy to be innocent at this time. Although I was thinking about this...it probably wouldn't say the kidnapper was found dead, then we would know that guppy was a Vamp..although it may just say the kidnapper was killed instead of saying anything about the kidnap victim. Is there anyone who can clear that one up for me...would it say that so/so died and was the kidnapper?
