Mafia 17: Vampires

dang i guess the crucifix won't work with me...

you mean on as in me WEARING it or on as me DYING from it?
hmmm.... your choice, Kuhli...

Well, with all the vampires coming back I'm not sure.


Yes, if you have extras I would love a few! Thanks DD:)
I will give ya a few.... I have plenty

yes please
and some for you, though I suspect you may instead be using them to build a bat-house in your backyard somewhere.

Andi heard the rumors of vampires around now, "What the hell kind of town is this." she wondered out loud. Luckily enough she kept her favorite piece of jewelry for her Goth phase a few years back. She smiled as she dug out the trunk the neck width solid silver choker with fancy crosses engraved all the way around.
She then went to her kitchen knowing after the Mafia week of the town there was sure to bee a town meeting and what better way to tell who is a vampire or not the offer home baked garlic pizzas. "Better get to work if I'm going to have enough for the town in time."

hmmm.... you keep crosses in your trunk? Do you have faith in those crosses Andi? Without the faith, the chances of them working are minimized. I dunno.... having them in the truck somewhere doesn't scream faith to me.

To add another level of paranoia (56% according to the internet quiz), Fungi digs a trench around the mirror fun-house, places an automated water wheel in to keep the water flowing, he had read somewhere that vampires can't cross flowing water, later he's going to get the priest to bless it to be doubly sure.
Doll takes note of the townies needing stakes and makes her way out the door. Her first focus is to go to Fungi's. His place sounds to be the safest being it is surrouded by water with a wheel for flow. The blessing for the water should happen anytime now, she will be safe for sure. Ah, hope he's ordering garlic pizza for dinner. That's always the best from Charlie's Place.
 
I think you're a vampire, barely able to contain his glee, my toothy friend.
I vote to stake CL

Charlie aren't you up a little early??? You know sunlight can be detrimental to someone with your propensity to burst into flames when in direct contact.. :D
 
Well I prefer Patron.. But at times have succumbed to friends bantering about real men drinking whiskey.. You'd think I'd learn at 40+ years. LOL
 
Charliemoto carefully rips his bread into small pieces. He tenderly feeds a wounded sparrow he found his his bell tower, quietly singing the hymns he learned in the church far below.
His pet rat Ben stares at him, its liquid black eyes cannot hide its disapproval.
"I know we hardly have bread to spare my hairy friend", Charliemoto says to Ben, "But we must always do what we can to bring comfort to those in need."
 
did you fall and bump your head???? This is the scuzziest post yet.

That and the whole the crucifix doesn't work with him... He has me wondering as well...

Tell me Kuhli does blessed water burn to the touch as well??? You don't by any chance have a sunlight alergy do you??
 
notice how here while posting it's 10:20AM in the morning and my computer's next to a big sun-lit window. unless i'm burning as we speak i don't have a sun allergy.
(what explains that?)

also as long as i've know i've never touched blessed/holy water.
 
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