lmao the sad thing though, is that my dad is the computer tech. support guy for a series of high schools, and 9 times out of ten his conversation with the teachers goes:
T: my computer won't work
Dad: is it properly hooked into the network?
t: yes but the monitor won't work
d: is the monitor turned on?
t: yes of course the monitor is turned on, but theres nothing on it
d: is the computer turned on?
t: well i've been trying to tell you that it won't turn on!
d: is the computer plugged in...
t: yes of course its plugged in i'm not some kind of...oh...oh um...nevermind...
sigh...
that being said, as much pain as i know it gave you, reading that convo really made my night much better