Mafia #33 - Bruce Campbell Vs. Army of Darkness

LMAO...so ummm where did I ever say I was ready to lynch anyone? Who was it I said I was ready to lynch? Yep, I have put out some thoughts, I've also said that I didn't know what I thought at this point. Never have I said I was ready to lynch anyone.

Oh, honey...do you not know a joke when you see one??

You are correct, LG. You never did say lynch. You have named aqua and cap as your latest suspects and then called out HN and myself when posts have fit your needs. The post you made about me did not seem to be a joke when I read it. That is why I made my post. I'm just getting a gut feeling about you pointing too many fingers but we'll see...that may change. I may be reading into this a little much right now.

In order to help us out here who are your top suspects at this point?
 
OMG...he mentioned S-mart should we all jump on Chill or RB for that??
 
You are correct, LG. You never did say lynch. You have named aqua and cap as your latest suspects and then called out HN and myself when posts have fit your needs. The post you made about me did not seem to be a joke when I read it. That is why I made my post. I'm just getting a gut feeling about you pointing too many fingers but we'll see...that may change. I may be reading into this a little much right now.

In order to help us out here who are your top suspects at this point?

I called out no one Dawg. I made statement "jokes" if you will, if I call you out...believe me you will know.
 
O M G ....your right...it HAS to be you!!!!!!!
 
Heeyyyyyyyy Laaaaayyyyyyydeeeeeee Geeee..... (Sorry for the Jerry Lewis impression)

So, why am I so suspicious to you? I noticed that you have me on your list of suspects and am curious as to which aspect of my lovely personality you find eevilll.
 
Chill walks through town thinking what a strange place I've come to. His thoughts of todays activities are disrupted by some cantankerous old fart flying by on a motorbike. The smell of catfish drifts through the air and he resumes his contemplations as the din of the bike fades in the distance.

Well Dawg gets up off the grass where he had passed out after a long night of partying in celebration that Evil Ash is dead. He wipes the implanted dirt and grass off his drool covered cheek and stares up at the smoldering corpse.

He decides to walk down main street to see what the other Townies are up to but no one seems to be out yet. He sees a shiny blue and gold motorcycle glistening in the morning sun and decides to check himself out in the fat chrome covered tail pipes. '****' Dawg says, 'I did a number on myself last night'. Upon further inspection of his torn and tattered clothing he realizes that what he thought to be dirt on the front of his white t-shirt was actually a tire tread mark. He looks a little closer and realizes the pattern matches the rear tire of the Harley in front of him. Not really knowing how this had transpired Dawg reached into his pocket, opened the knife and quickly jabbed it into the rear tire.

Just then he could smell the odor of catfish intermingled with a hint of BO and wondered to himself 'What is that dreadful stench'. He turned and saw what he could only assume was the overweight bald headed owner of the bike he had just vandalized. In a raspy voice the man barked at Dawg and Dawg decided not to bark back this time. Dawg ran like the wind out of sight and was glad the man had no air in his rear tire, as that was the only way the man was going to catch him.

My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a normal life, once.

Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found a book, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil (that smelled like catfish).

It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist (So I blew its head off with a shotgun).

But that didn't stop it, it came back for more...

[A little less than 24 hours, emails anytime.]

What the heck. Whatcha trying to do Z...lol
 
Ok, in seriousness though guys. I'm not sure Z would pick RB..he is OBVIOUS though so then I CAN see it.
Chill and Dawg...yeah, I could see it but at the same time....they have been talked about ALOT, so I don't think so.

Then I get to Aqua, Cap, BKW, JL...they all seem WAY more probable to me. Aqua and Cap because they are two we would NEVER really think Possible because of there play so far. BKW, JL well...they really have stayed low (as usual) and not to many have REALLY talked serious about them.
 
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