HOW RETARDED DO PEOPLE GET!!!??!?!

This is what you do bro, mix up a batch of brownies with a whole box of EXLAX mixed into it-have it waiting for them all when they come over the next time! They will NEVER mess with you or your fish again EVER!!!!
 
Becca12 said:
This is what you do bro, mix up a batch of brownies with a whole box of EXLAX mixed into it-have it waiting for them all when they come over the next time! They will NEVER mess with you or your fish again EVER!!!!
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LOL! Very good advice, i will take it into consideration along with the close range taser idea!
 
What else is there to do in Nixa?
 
Squawkbert said:
What else is there to do in Nixa?
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DUDE!!! YOU TOTALLY LIVE NEAR ME!!!
You've been to nixa before? so you totally feel my pain! its awful! Lol
And i guess you're right, it is very terrible here, i would never subject anybody to live in a place as boring as this. lol. i just went and got my drivers license 2 days ago and i think that the woman that tested me is retarded too. she sat like completely sideways in her seat and just stared at me the whole time while talking with what sounded like a computer animated voice, monotone. ugh it was weird lol the only thing she counted off for was me not using my blinkers to parallel park and just for that i got a 71, which is barely passing by one point! i swear, im surrounded by cow turds here
 
Bk828 said:
Sounds like some early morning antiquing would set him straight..
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Nothing beats a fistful of flour to the face at 5:30 in the morning. Then spray them with a super soaker filled with vinegar and pickel juice. Then slap/punch them in the chest all day. Then put fireworks in their car and set it off when they have to go to work. Then put them in a shopping cart and have some fun with them in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
 
DAVIDFBT said:
Nothing beats a fistful of flour to the face at 5:30 in the morning. Then spray them with a super soaker filled with vinegar and pickel juice. Then slap/punch them in the chest all day. Then put fireworks in their car and set it off when they have to go to work. Then put them in a shopping cart and have some fun with them in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
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lol thats a tad on the overkill side for me, but still, good material. haha
 
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