Best post. Ever.
Lol. I forgot to mention the roofie I slipped in her wine right before this conversation ( which I recorded, for future clarity ), and the nice dinner I cooked right before that. And the flowers she found on the table for her when she got home from work.
But after all of that I told her how it is. I might be able to get some in a week or so. Maybe. I'll ask again tomorrow.